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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 12:31 PM MST

Just read something that I just had to share with you here....

There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

professor



Have a nice day all





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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 12:35 PM MST

First offsticking out tongue applause hug

Second ur assuming I have a thoughtrolling on the floor laughing
and third ....good to see yateddy bear





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eyesthatknowwhy
somewhere, Saskatchewan Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 4:19 PM MST

laugh Add that to the wrinkled, misplaced, sagging tats and piercings that look so "good" today, and our seniors will be one scary looking bunch! Hmmm, to live long or not to live long? That is the question? angel





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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia

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Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 8:36 PM MST

eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
Add that to the wrinkled, misplaced, sagging tats and piercings that look so "good" today, and our seniors will be one scary looking bunch! Hmmm, to live long or not to live long? That is the question?



rolling eyes rolling eyes rolling eyes rolling eyes

wanting to get a elephant tat on breast with the trunk curled up around the nip......... as gravity has its way the trunk gets longer rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 9:06 PM MST

Brew01 wrote:
Just read something that I just had to share with you here....

There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


Have a nice day all


OH I see you paid an extremely short visit. :-)





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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 9:06 PM MST

relaxin wrote:
wanting to get a elephant tat on breast with the trunk curled up around the nip......... as gravity has its way the trunk gets longer
laugh rolling on the floor laughing





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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 10:00 PM MST

relaxin wrote:
wanting to get a elephant tat on breast with the trunk curled up around the nip......... as gravity has its way the trunk gets longer


I know what you mean, you should see how long my "trunk" got, in some cases, old age can be fun
sticking out tongue

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 10:56 PM MST

Brew01 wrote:
I know what you mean, you should see how long my "trunk" got, in some cases, old age can be fun


Fun???? THIS ¿ is FUN? grin





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Brew01
Surrey, British Columbia Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 6, 2008, 10:59 PM MST

KHD100 wrote:
Fun???? THIS ¿ is FUN?


Well maybe not for an old goat like you sticking out tongue
applause





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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 5:40 AM MST

Brew01 wrote:
I know what you mean, you should see how long my "trunk" got, in some cases, old age can be fun


Joke

these 2 guys standing at a urinal, white guy looks over at the dark guys anddropping jaw goes geez mate how'd you get it that long... Dark guys goes hmmm seeing the size of the white guy. well you get a piece of string and tie a brick to it for a week and it'll make it longer....

The two guys meet up again at the urinal a week later... Dark guy curious asks how you go mate with you know? white guy " got it half right, Its black now sticking out tongue





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curvychick
Toronto, Ontario Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 1:41 PM MST

Brew01 wrote:
Just read something that I just had to share with you here....

There is more money being spent on breast implants and
Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.


Have a nice day all


FRIKKEN HILARIOUS.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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eyesthatknowwhy
somewhere, Saskatchewan Canada

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:21 PM MST

I said I'm looking for a date who is sweet, soft and a little bit nutty; they matched me with a frigging loaf of banana bread...angel





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KHD100
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:32 PM MST

eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
I said I'm looking for a date who is sweet, soft and a little bit nutty; they matched me with a frigging loaf of banana bread...
rolling on the floor laughing



Don't match me with any one from PETA, I can see why people want to save animals etc, but have never been a fan of PETA and their methods.... today confirmed my opinion.





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eyesthatknowwhy
somewhere, Saskatchewan Canada

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:35 PM MST

KHD100 wrote:
Don't match me with any one from PETA, I can see why people want to save animals etc, but have never been a fan of PETA and their methods.... today confirmed my opinion.


confused dunno ?





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eyesthatknowwhy
somewhere, Saskatchewan Canada

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Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 6:36 PM MST

eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
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Never mind - I am reading now...duh





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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 9:14 PM MST

relaxin wrote:
Joke

these 2 guys standing at a urinal, white guy looks over at the dark guys and goes geez mate how'd you get it that long... Dark guys goes seeing the size of the white guy. well you get a piece of string and tie a brick to it for a week and it'll make it longer....

The two guys meet up again at the urinal a week later... Dark guy curious asks how you go mate with you know? white guy " got it half right, Its black now



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 7, 2008, 9:18 PM MST

KHD100 wrote:
Don't match me with any one from PETA, I can see why people want to save animals etc, but have never been a fan of PETA and their methods.... today confirmed my opinion.


I hope, that other people who have heard what they tried to do today, turn away from these sick PETA people.





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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 8:55 AM MST

eyesthatknowwhy wrote:
I said I'm looking for a date who is sweet, soft and a little bit nutty; they matched me with a frigging loaf of banana bread...


better than onion rings rolling on the floor laughing





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relaxin
somewhere, Queensland Australia

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 8:58 AM MST

Loner1960 wrote:
I hope, that other people who have heard what they tried to do today, turn away from these sick PETA people.


ok well can someone fill me in on everyone is talking about plz?







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Loner1960
St. Alphonse, Manitoba Canada

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Your Thought For The Day
Posted: Aug 8, 2008, 8:03 PM MST

relaxin wrote:
ok well can someone fill me in on everyone is talking about plz?


Read the tread "What's your take on this"





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